Dear...

Kwazy

Shared on Wed, 11/28/2007 - 18:48
...Sudanese oligarchic assholes,

    It has come to my attention you've recently arrested and charged a matronly British school teacher in your country for the perpetration of a crime most-heinous...that of allowing a seven year-old boy in her class to name the classroom teddy bear "Mohammed."  I've also noted that if convicted she could receive either a public flogging or a year in jail.

    This puzzles me.  You see, in America we also have micro-minded religious zealots that seek to create misery and heartache for people who don't agree with their views.  But we also have the freedom of expression.  That's what protects those very same views.  It also means that you can name a fucking stuffed animal pretty much anything you'd like without fear of some dipshit arresting you for blasphemy. 

    If it wouldn't be too much trouble, I'd like to volunteer to take the 40 lashes in her place.  All I'll need is a couple of days notice and round-trip airfare...preferably at least business class...to Kahartoum. 

    And you better be sure to bring a reaaallly big lash.

Hugs and Kisses,

             Kwazy



   

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Kwazy's picture
Submitted by Kwazy on Thu, 11/29/2007 - 15:21
nomodifier, I hate being quoted out of context, but at least thanks for the quoting Dixie, I wasn't aware that the whole bear-thing was a widespread activity until I read your post. Buddy does seem like a good compromise. :D
microscent's picture
Submitted by microscent on Wed, 11/28/2007 - 20:22
fuck an a. I'll go with you. I'll bet they whip like little girls anyway.
DixieBelle's picture
Submitted by DixieBelle on Wed, 11/28/2007 - 20:47
We just name ours "Buddy Bear" every year. Then I can use his journal over and over. And I don't get into the war of all of the girls wanting to name it Princess and all of the boys wanting to name it Spiderman (or Superman, or Batman, or whatever superhero movie just came out).
ekattan's picture
Submitted by ekattan on Thu, 11/29/2007 - 07:19
That is why people complain so much about religion. But in actuality it's true assholes who are to blame. Assholes who take religion to the border of insanity.
nomodifier's picture
Submitted by nomodifier on Thu, 11/29/2007 - 08:09
She should be "hate-fucked" and hit with a brick.

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