Breakdance judo kick

You got the spartan laser, but I'm takin' it back
With my breakdance judo kick to your nutsack
Consider it payback for that last teabag
Congrats bro,  you just made my blag

I kick ya in the yarbles, then I run away
No time for smack talk, I got a game to play
I got a flag to capture, and a beer to drink
I got a match to light, cuz my dang farts stink

I got a window to open, gotta spray Febreeze
I gotta stay away from the beans and cheese
Cuz I got a little problem with my intestinal tract
Not tryin' to gross ya out, just statin' the facts

Too much information? Well I'm sorry bro
I guess there's some things that you shouldn't know
I'll try to think of that when I write the next rhyme
Until then, it's "kick ya in the nuts" time!