Kwazy
Shared on Tue, 12/04/2007 - 16:10The atmosphere in the locker room at work is composed of equal parts Old Spice and poop gas. I have worked there twelve years and still find it disturbing.
If a woman's buttocks, seen individually, are of acceptable size but viewed together are just too large than it shall be said she has achieved critical ass.
I don't believe in Nihilism.
Neither do I understand the phrase "punch drunk." I have found through extensive research that usually it's the other way around: first you get drunk, then later...the punching. It should be called "drunk-punched."
If a person repeatedly falls on her ass, then she bears the risk of acquiring coccyx shock syndrome.
Why not just make the front of the refrigerator magnetic?
There are two types of people in the world. Those who have purchased a kiwi in the past six months, and those who haven't. OK, maybe there are three types.
Condoms are the perfect size and shape for making balloon animals.
I have a coworker who likes to close her eyes when she tells a story for dramatic effect. Except she has really wrinkly eyelids. It's as if they ran out of eyelid skin at the people factory when they got to her and had to use a couple of scrotums instead. I think of this every time I talk with her..."eye-balls."
And last but not least...as of 2:34 AM this morning, I am closer to being 50 years old than 20...and that kind of stings.
If a woman's buttocks, seen individually, are of acceptable size but viewed together are just too large than it shall be said she has achieved critical ass.
I don't believe in Nihilism.
Neither do I understand the phrase "punch drunk." I have found through extensive research that usually it's the other way around: first you get drunk, then later...the punching. It should be called "drunk-punched."
If a person repeatedly falls on her ass, then she bears the risk of acquiring coccyx shock syndrome.
Why not just make the front of the refrigerator magnetic?
There are two types of people in the world. Those who have purchased a kiwi in the past six months, and those who haven't. OK, maybe there are three types.
Condoms are the perfect size and shape for making balloon animals.
I have a coworker who likes to close her eyes when she tells a story for dramatic effect. Except she has really wrinkly eyelids. It's as if they ran out of eyelid skin at the people factory when they got to her and had to use a couple of scrotums instead. I think of this every time I talk with her..."eye-balls."
And last but not least...as of 2:34 AM this morning, I am closer to being 50 years old than 20...and that kind of stings.
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