Friday FFA

So, last night my wife is flipping through the channels and lands on a show that she has seen several times but that I've only watched in passing. Dr.90210. The first chick up came in for labiaplasty. That's right. Her lips were too large and she needed a trim. Easy enough says the Doc. The surgery itself is blurred coz this is a family show, but when they show the triangles of skin that were removed I nearly refluxed my santa cookies. That's was damn gross.

The next contestant was Calahan. Born a girl, Cal always felt like a boy and has undergone a lot of hormone therapy. To each there own. He/She was in for chest recontouring. This jazz is done is several stages to reduce scarring. All I can say is that breast tissue looks like roadkill. The doc isn't exactly gentle either when you're under.

Finally, we have a dude who owns a couple of restaurants in L.A. and treats his dick like a meat thermometer. He tells the doc he has a knot on his log. That's funny as hell. I thought it was going to be something really bad but it turned out to be a genital wart caused by HPV ( human papilloma virus ). The doc, who is a personal friend, tells him to either be monogamous or wear a condom. WTF. Who doesn't wear protection in the age of HIV? Anywho, the show ends with labia chick having a Pleasure Party at her house (that's where friends bring lube and sex toys) and the main Dr. negotiating with his hot wife on whether he should visit his dying father who abandoned him as a child.

If you're into plastic surgery shows that deviate from the normal breast aug., this may be for you.