Sad Passing

*SAD PASSING*

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the
entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast
infection and trauma

complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He
was 71.



Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned

out to pay their respects including Mrs.

Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the

California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess

Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The

gravesite was piled high with Flours.



Aunt Jemima delivered the Eulogy and lovingly

described Doughboy as a man who

never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose

quickly in show business,

but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was

not considered a very

smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on

half-baked schemes . Despite being a

little flaky at times he still could be a crusty old

man and was considered to

be a positive roll

model for millions.



Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two

children, John Dough and

Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is

also survived by his elderly

father Pop Tart.



The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes.