Have a good holiday!

Just wanted to wish everyone a great and safe holiday! If you're like me this is best excuse to get as drunk as you want around your family and your spouse's family without much reprecussion. Tis the season to light your mother and father-in-law's pesky poodle on fire, slur everything inapropriate you say to your hot sister-in-law, and totally make an ass out of yourself and blame it all on the spiked eggnog that you "had no idea"  was alcoholic! I absolutely love this time of year and I hope that you and yours are as merry and cheery as I will be. (please drink responsibly)