Random Thursday Thoughts

Is anyone else having a “Britney Spears Suicide Office Pool?” I have January 31 of this year. Most people don’t think she’ll off herself by then, but really what else is there left for her to do???

 

I’ve learned that job satisfaction doesn’t take the place of ambition.

 

A dog got attacked at the zoo. Since when did zoos become the most dangerous places in the world? And who brings their dog to the zoo anyway? Were the animals there just not good enough? And what was the dog thinking when it jumped into the tiger’s cage? Sounds like a case of natural selection to me.

 

If you don’t want me to buy more then $50 in gas at a time, then lower your gas prices!

 

If T.O. doesn’t play, we’re going to see how mediocre Romo really is. Not that I would mind. I despise the Cowboys and it makes me angry that they have to take up valuable TV time.

 

Miley Cyrus and that Jonas Brother guy broke up. I’m not sure which is sadder: The fact that this makes the news or that I’m aware of it.

 

How come if I tell you “It’s not my job” I’m not being a team player, but if I ask YOU for YOUR help I need to “take care of my own responsibilities?”

 

Iowa and New Hampshire are both screwed in the head.

 

The Patriots are a great team, but as of right now they are the second best team in the playoffs.

 

Why do people working in an emergency room move like there is anything but an emergency going on?

 

I still haven’t cleaned my garage. It seems I’m only motivated to clean it while I’m at work. When I get home that motivation switches to activities that make better use of my time (WoW, Halo, Mass Effect, etc.)

 

My sister got engaged. My future brother-in-law must have the patience of a saint.

 

“Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.”

--John Russell