How bored could I possibly be?

Barclays bank London UK
From: The Desk of Mr. Michael Reynolds
Managing Director,

PAYMENT OF US$800,000.00 INTEREST INTO YOUR ACCOUNT

I am Michael Reynolds Managing Director, Corporate Services Division
 and Head of Swift Transfer Unit of 
Barclays bank London UK. Sometime ago, in our bank your inheritance
 fund was brought to our bank from National Lotto Group here in England and
 after some period, the money was taken back to  their treasury. But
 for the period of time this money was in our bank, it generated an
 interest of US$800,000.00 which we are about to pay you Via International
 Certified Bank Draft through our corresponding bank in US. (Bank of
 America).

For your information and advice, you need to hasten up to pick this
 Fund because from time to time the National Lotto Group auditors do come
 to our bank to cross-check our files and our financial update, the
 earlier you comply with the demands of the delivery of the fund, the faster
 the action, because when the auditors arrive and find out that this
 interest fund is still in our bank they will call back the accrued
 interest to the lotto treasury account.

What we need from you now is any form of your identification for
 example;your International passport or your driver license, your telephone
 and fax numbers for easy communication to you with your mailing address
 where this Draft will be delivered.  As a matter of fact we dont have
 enough time to waste since we have wasted time in contacting you through
 phone, so try and comply with the entire necessary requirement for the
 transaction.

Contact	 Mr. Larry Jack
E-mail:	 l.jack@rock.com
Phone No: +44-703-195-5591 
Fax No:     +44-703-195-5591 

Note I have attempted to call you but all effort failed and I had to
 send you a mail on this email address, which I guess belongs to you.

Expecting your prompt response.

Yours Sincerely,
Mr. Michael Reynolds
Managing Director