How Cold Is It?

Too cold for me. The temperature here in The Ham is dropping. So how do you know when its too cold? When the temp. is at or below 32 effin-F-U degrees. That's how. When water freezes, which makes up about 60 percent of my body—more for some, then its too cold. Water freezes. I'm freezing. Global Warming my ass.

You guys remember the film, Day After Tomorrow, with Dennis Quaid, purdy Jake and that chick who looks like your babysitter? There's a scene in the film where Dennis sharpies a map of North America. The line he drew represented who was going to live and who would die from the New Ice Age. That's kinda how I feel about cold weather. I don't know how you jokers North of the line cope. I really don't. How many months 'til April?

The Map