15 mins with TimeShift

I usually give any game at least a hour to find a redeming quality.

Well, I couldn't do it.

I just couldn't do it.

Let's talk about TimeShift.

Well...yeah...I'd like to start of by saying these are my opinions, and you can never be wrong in your opinion.

I have already stated elsewhere that the only real difference between TimeShift and a steaming pile of Yak feces...is the steam.

From what I gather, its a story about a scientist that through circumstance gets a time traveling suit...and the hilarity and good times ensue from there.

Well...except for the good times and hilarity.

Pros:   I got it through gamefly, so it can go back quick.    This game also made me feel ok for once in not giving something more time. 

Cons:  FFS, I could only play it for 30 mins.  And when I say that, I mean 15mins of play time and 15mins of dorking with the adjustments so that I could play it at all.  All background sounds drown out dialogue, so you have to turn on the subtitles.  It has plenty of video adjustments...and yet none of them make the game funner.  Its one of the few games, I just gave up on because I felt my time was better spent going upstairs to clean out the freezer. 

All in all, I give time shift,    1 embaressing ejaculation out of 5.