The countdown

The countdown started some time ago.  You know, the B-Day countdown.  If I didn't do that, who would remember?  What will I do for my birthday?  Dunno yet, for sure.  I'm thinking about getting a massage.  And a nice dinner out.  The usual, I suppose.  I have given up on what I really want....  I didn't get it for Christmas or birthday last year.  And I'm still waiting.  If I told hubby I wanted a dustbuster for my birthday, he would get me a vacuum sweeper!  NOT!  Well, Saturday is my birthday and I haven't had ANY offers!

I found this while looking for my horoscope.  Not that I believe it for a minute!

Aries Sexuality

Your sexuality is hot and intense.  Like a blowtorch, you heat up rapidly and like a firecracker, you explode in a blaze of fire and sparks.

You love the unorthodox and the unusual in sexual encounters and you are not afraid to go after what you want.  Ruled by Mars, the god of warriors, you are straightforward and uncomplicated in the pursuit of your desires.

Pursuit is the key word here.  You love the thrill of the chase and thrive on the smell of danger.  You avidly respond to the challenge of dominating some new quarry.

The downside of this is that, without constant stimulation, you become rather bored with what you perceive to be conquered territory.  Your Ram's ego must be constantly fed--and the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence!

You are a sucker for anything new and exciting, expecially anything ego-boosting.  You also love to initiate others into the pleasures of some new experience.  The merest sniff of nubile virginity seeking awakening sends you into lathers of eager anticipation. 

In the art of lovemaking, the Arien is enthusiastic and adventurous.  Partners can sometimes be overwhelmed by this spirited approach, something which is not necessarily a sign of their weakness, but simply a reaction to the ardent intensity of passion.  Aries loves to experiment and to take things to the limit, so, roll over Kama Sutra, the Aries lover is writing it all from scratch!

Admirers should be aware of your need for ego-reinforcement.  Ego-massage ("God, your breasts drive me wild", or "Mmmmm , you're so big") and praise for performance--even, or expecially, when not particularly warranted--will get anyone a long way with the Aries lover.

Seriously, though, it would not hurt for some ardent Ariens to actually take the time to discover some more sensitive approaches to the art of love.  A glance through a manual or two, especially in the company of a lover, can lead to new highs and lingering climaxes that may extend the limit far beyond the boundaries of imaginatation.

Hmmmmm, 4 days until my birthday......