Pac Man Comes Out of the Maze

Ms. Pac Man is "more than Pac Man with a bow." Above shows scientific statistical proof that the species Homoconsumous Superior is infact a monosexual species. The confusion lies in the public assertion Ms. Pac Man that she is more different from Pac Man than just a bow. An inside source, who spoke to me on the condition of anonymity (shoutout to Packy!), says that statement came from the Pac Legal Team (PLT). It is true, actually. Ms. Pac Man is more than just an additional bow, she also uses false eyelashes and a fake beauty spot. Remove those three things and *GASP*!

After this startling revelation, Pac Man, now a "D-Lister," has finally decided to quit his power pills humbly on Dr. Drew's "Celebrity Rehab 2." Looks like a fresh start for Pacster. This blogger is behind himmer 100%!