Say What?

With presidential politics at the forefront of so many peoples minds I began to think about how genuine the candidates are. I’m sure that they all have strong opinions and beliefs about things, yet they are gagged by their need to please all people. Obama has caught some heat lately, not that he said anything particularly wrong, but he said things that are not popular to hear. Such is life.

I’m going to experiment with a new series of blogs dedicated to THINGS THAT YOU COULD SAY, BUT PROBABLY SHOULDN’T.

This topic has a special place in my heart since I was born without a filter between my brain and my mouth. Luckily, I’m quite passive aggressive and usually express myself through cynicism and sarcasm allowing the true message to go unnoticed.

I know that I led in with a paragraph about politics, but I really don’t expect to be anything close to serious.

Things You Could Say, But Probably Shouldn't

“Excuse me Sir, you’ve got a lowland gorilla climbing out of your shirt”

It seems like you can’t go anywhere anymore without bumping into the guy with a giant bush of chest hair bursting from his collar. I don’t know whether this is some ancient ritual declaring manliness and trying to attract a female – similar to a peacock – or just a general lack of knowledge regarding the hygienic standards of the last decade or so.