Kwazy
Shared on Mon, 04/21/2008 - 17:03As the Pacers have pretty much traded away all of their thugs and criminals, it is evidently up to the Colts to pick up the slack in the "post 3 AM night-club arrests" ledger.
Kenton Keith did a rather poor job in this regard when he tried stepping up early this morning. While he was outside a night club acting drunk and disorderly, he possessed neither an unlicensed hand gun nor any sizable amount of weed. And while he failed to assault anyone, at least he resisted arrest.
The arresting officer, while I'm confident is a fine human being, has the writing skills of a 2nd Grader, and a slow one at that. I challenge you to get through as much of the arrest report as you can.
Of special note was the officer's inability to record Keith's name correctly anywhere on the report, instead referring to him as Mr. Kenton. Can he get off on that technicality?
Kenton Keith did a rather poor job in this regard when he tried stepping up early this morning. While he was outside a night club acting drunk and disorderly, he possessed neither an unlicensed hand gun nor any sizable amount of weed. And while he failed to assault anyone, at least he resisted arrest.
The arresting officer, while I'm confident is a fine human being, has the writing skills of a 2nd Grader, and a slow one at that. I challenge you to get through as much of the arrest report as you can.
Of special note was the officer's inability to record Keith's name correctly anywhere on the report, instead referring to him as Mr. Kenton. Can he get off on that technicality?
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