Alone

DeltaT

Shared on Fri, 05/02/2008 - 06:12
My wife is gone for 3 days, its up to me to get the kids off to school and I guess feed them. It,s 7am on her first day gone The younger 2 or off to school and the oldest is eating breakfest and then we are off. But problems already the puppy decided to shit and puke every fucking where last night , usally he,s a good boy but no, not last night. I tried picking it up, I really did, but i almost puked twice and I, m not starting my day by puking, Damn, I miss my wife "the cleaner of poop and puke" She is my rock. The dogs are staying outside for the next 3 days

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JohnnyCornholer's picture
Submitted by JohnnyCornholer on Fri, 05/02/2008 - 06:34
I love how animals (like my damn cats when they cough up a fur ball) run for carpet and not tile when the yack up something. I think it's some kind of karmic retribution for something I've done in the past.
transman's picture
Submitted by transman on Fri, 05/02/2008 - 06:45
i prefer to announce my wife(cleaner of shit and puke) as "the glue". of course the dog decided to wait until she went away to leave it's remnants for you,it's natural. at least you can log some good xbox hours, and you won't even get "the look" for the next 3 days
LtBlarg's picture
Submitted by LtBlarg on Fri, 05/02/2008 - 07:42
At least it isn't hot in South Carolina yet.
OldManRiver48's picture
Submitted by OldManRiver48 on Mon, 12/18/2006 - 12:32
Too bad it wasnt the Vegas airport you coulda been droppin quarters in the slots insteada soap channel surfin'! And throw away that collectors edition of "lifestyles of the rich & shameless" its taking its toll on ya man. :) Happy Holidays Bro!
Gatsu's picture
Submitted by Gatsu on Mon, 12/18/2006 - 12:32
wow. thats really good stuff man. I could picture all the stuff going on as I was reading...would make a neat little short film.
SciDad23's picture
Submitted by SciDad23 on Tue, 12/19/2006 - 17:47
I felt like I was back in the airport. Nice job, you captured the "travelling" aspect pretty well! Gotta love being away from home a lot, right? Hey, at least it's paying the mortgage for my wife and son! I'll see my house when I retire.
UnwashedMass's picture
Submitted by UnwashedMass on Mon, 12/18/2006 - 12:59
Thanks- I was taken by the muse. And a little pre-Christmas blues... home now, and better.
Gatsu's picture
Submitted by Gatsu on Mon, 12/18/2006 - 15:35
glad ya made it back safely. I couldnt handle all the travel you do. I dont mind travelling...but what you do is insane. hehe.
sabiticus's picture
Submitted by sabiticus on Mon, 12/18/2006 - 17:42
I told you that you write good stuff!
rockcrawler69's picture
Submitted by rockcrawler69 on Tue, 12/19/2006 - 02:08
Merry Christmas Brother. The child makes me smile......every day!!! Rock
TANK's picture
Submitted by TANK on Fri, 06/23/2006 - 14:58
NICE! My wife left town on Wednesday and wont be back till Monday. Its been GREAT !

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