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The Office Quote for Mon

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Shared on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 19:28

Dwight Schrute: Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did, however, tip my urologist. Because, I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.

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MikeTheKnife's picture
Submitted by MikeTheKnife on Mon, 05/05/2008 - 17:25
That reminds me of my favorite Dwight quote. I hope this isn't stealing your thunder Dwight: I can raise and lower my I.Q. at will. Jim: Why would you want to lower your I.Q.? Dwight: So I could raise it.
MikeTheKnife's picture
Submitted by MikeTheKnife on Mon, 05/05/2008 - 17:27
Oops it was cholesterol, not I.Q. wasn't it? Dammit I need to leave the quotes to the master.
jquack's picture
Submitted by jquack on Mon, 05/05/2008 - 17:27
good one Mike, that's ranks right up there with the quote about him wishing he could menstruate. maybe you could use that one tomorrow Cerberus :)
JPNor's picture
Submitted by JPNor on Mon, 05/05/2008 - 18:31
Great blog! I don't check out the blogs on the site as much as I should but I'll be here daily. Keep the Dwight Shrute-isms coming!
Cerberus4417's picture
Submitted by Cerberus4417 on Mon, 05/05/2008 - 19:14
Hey, I appreciate the Support guys. Mike- Great quote, don't worry I know what you meant. jquack- I'll see what I can do for you.
MikeTheKnife's picture
Submitted by MikeTheKnife on Mon, 05/05/2008 - 19:22
I just watched last week's show again and how about this great one: This car is crap. I will buy it for next to nothing.
Cerberus4417's picture
Submitted by Cerberus4417 on Mon, 05/05/2008 - 19:37
I was cracking up with that whole storyline
Caesar's picture
Submitted by Caesar on Mon, 05/05/2008 - 19:37
lol
JPNor's picture
Submitted by JPNor on Mon, 05/05/2008 - 20:08
LOL I'm in the market for a new mid-size SUV and started looking at Xterras after seeing that episode.

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