The Office Quote for Mon
Dwight Schrute: Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did, however, tip my urologist. Because, I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.
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That reminds me of my favorite Dwight quote. I hope this isn't stealing your thunder\r
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Dwight: I can raise and lower my I.Q. at will.\r
Jim: Why would you want to lower your I.Q.?\r
Dwight: So I could raise it.
Oops it was cholesterol, not I.Q. wasn't it? Dammit I need to leave the quotes to the master.
Hey, I appreciate the Support guys. \r
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Mike- Great quote, don't worry I know what you meant. \r
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jquack- I'll see what I can do for you. \r
I just watched last week's show again and how about this great one:\r
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This car is crap. I will buy it for next to nothing.
I was cracking up with that whole storyline