The Office Quote of the Day for Fri

Double Quote Fri!!!!!!!!!!

Jan: I'm returning your call. You said it was urgent?

Michael Scott: It is urgent. I just wanted to call and wish you a happy birthday.

Jan: Today's not my birthday, though.

Michael Scott: Really? 'Cause I thought we had the same birthday.

Jan: [pause] Happy birthday, Michael.
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Michael Scott: When I was seven, my mother hired a pony and a cart to come to my house for all the kids. And I got a really bad rash. From the pony. And all the kids got to ride the pony. And I had to go inside, and my mother was rubbing cream on me, for probably three hours, and I never came outside. And by the time I got out, the pony was already in the truck and around the corner. So that was my worst birthday.

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I had to save these ones for my actual B-Day.

Everyone have a great weekend. See some of you online.