Dad Spam and a Few Pics!

I totally forgot my phone for the Saturday race the weekend before last.  Here are a few pics from the weekend:

The answer to every location question on Saturday was: "Over THAR!"

Finally at the race.  We tailgated from 10AM until the around 4pm.  I think I got drunk, sober, then drunk again, then sobered up on the walk in.  Check out creepy emo kid behind us.  He stayed in that same position the entire race.  He might have been sleeping.

Today is the day!  I'm headed to VA after work to reclaim my husband from the Army!  Check out my hat in this pic. "Filthy, Dirty, JeepGirl"

After spending all damn weekend trying to get my husband's soldier buddy Jackson to drink some alcoholic beverages, he wakes up Memorial Day and starts right in.  He's from California.  A bit of ... well, his parents are well off.  He doesn't drink beer.  So I got a case of Smirnoff Ice  - those wine cooler kinda things.  He sipped on those all day.  We had some buddies over and grilled out in the backyard, did the fireworks thing.  Needless to say by that evening he was SO drunk he let me...actually ENCOURAGED me, to paint his toes.  I painted them alright, and ended up shaving the tops of his feet as well to complete the look.  The next morning, he had no recollection of the event.  LMAO.  And no nail polish remover. 

Jackson was also an avid WoW player.  He did not get off that damn laptop the entire weekend, except at the race.  He did level his priest up to 68. 

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Dad Spam: A Wonderful Camping Trip

Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were getting a little testy. One morning, the first friend says, 'You know, we're starting to get on each
other's nerves. Why don't we split up today. I'll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and spend the day. Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire.'

The second friend agrees and hikes south. The first man hikes north. That night over dinner, the first man tells his story: 'Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was your day?'

The second friend says, 'I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks, and I had sex with her in every imaginable way all afternoon.
Finally, when I was so tired I could barely move, I came back to camp.'

'Wow!!' the first guy exclaimed, 'Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a blow job, too?'

'Nah,' says the second friend over his meal, 'I couldn't find her head.'