over night driving woe's

Last week my boss called me, and said that he fired the Kansas City night driver, and needs me to cover for a while.  So I now drive 400-500 miles a night, I go in at 4-5pm, leave town around 6:30,get home anywhere from 3am to 6am.   I have anywhere between 6 to 8 stops.  North Kansas City is roughly 180 miles NW of where I live.  So my schedule is majorly fucked up.  When I get home, I can't just automatically go to bed, after starring at little while dots all night, my mind is still buzzing, while my body is sore, and worn out from sitting on my ass for up to 10 hours.  And these fucked up hours are affecting my non work life as well.......I sometime got my son a night during the week..........and now that can't happen,  Durty cant adjust either, so she's has pretty much given herself the same hours that I am dealing with, after my 1st full week was done last week, I had Friday and Saturday off, but I was so fucking tired, and could not get motivated to do shit.  My gaming is suffering, I'm either to tired, or not in the mood when I get home, same thing goes for sex too (sorry babe).  And I hate hearing the morning birds chirping outside the window (just heard the first one).

Tonight I stopped in to a "Flying J" truck stop, to get gas, and take a shit, the guy in the next stall got a phone call, and here is what I heard:

--hello?
--yea, wad u doin playa?
--yeaah
--say what?
--yeah
--say wha now?
--yeah bro
--so you fidden to get all high as a mutha, both you and yo pardnr
--shiiiit, I aint doing nuddin but takin a shit, outside KC
--say what?
--yeah
--say what now?
--Oh shit, you fuckd that hoe?
--better get yorself check wid the doctor
--Dat Bitch is hot, but damn, hootchie cootchi cooties up in dat shit
--yeah
--say what now?
--I'm bout to go, need to wipe my ass, and get up outahera
--Lata playa

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    It amused me!!!

Later fuckers
The Sick One