The Office Quote of the Day for Mon

Don't Worry I'm Back.  Sorry I had off last week, but I am back. 
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Doctor: Does the skin look red and swollen?

Dwight Schrute: That's what she said.

Michael Scott: That's my joke, damn it Dwight.

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Watched the funnest episode yesterday.  It's in season 2, The Injury.  You have to watch it.  I was on the ground with my sides hurting.  For some reason I have never seen this one before.  This quote is from that episode.