The Office Quote of the Day for Tues

Michael Scott: Okay, you know what? I will not donate my winnings to Comic Relief. Since, apparently, it doesn't exist, I am going to donate to Afghanistanis with AIDS.

Jim Halpert: Whoa, I think you mean the Aid to Afghanistan.

Michael Scott: No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS.

Phyllis: Afghani.

Michael Scott: What?

Phyllis: Afghani.

Michael Scott: That's a dog.

Pam Beesly: No, that's Afghan.

Michael Scott: That's a shawl.

Dwight Schrute: Wait, canine AIDS?

Michael Scott: No, humans with AIDS.

Creed: Who has AIDS?

Jim Halpert: Guys, the Afghanistanannis.

Michael Scott: Okay, you know what? No, no. AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I have tried.