NOOOOOOOO!

JeepChick

Shared on Mon, 07/21/2008 - 09:07

Have we honestly run out of ideas?? Goose would be flipping over in his grave. And dear lord, Kelly McGillis is a little ripe for a remake isn't she?

Top Gun 2

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Back to school time! Thank goodness my boy isn't all that fashion conscience. or wait....what? Of course this stuff fits. It's not fitting? WHAT?

My boy is a fashionista apparently. Cargo pants, "flops", and jagged, marked up graphic t-shirts? Is he trying to get into USC?

And here is another thing... School supply lists. I know everyone doesn't buy all this stuff.... I think that is why they ask for so much. Here is our new list for 2nd grade classes.

  • 2 boxes of 24 Crayola Crayons
  • 12 glue sticks
  • 2 packages of pencils
  • 1 package of pencil top erasers
  • 1 pair of children's scissors
  • 1 package of Expo Dry Erase markers
  • 2 solid color folders with pockets
  • 1 pencil pouch
  • 1 pencil box
  • 3 marble covered composition notebooks
  • 1 1½" clear view 3 ring binders (white with clear sleeve)
  • 1 standard size bookbag without wheels
  • 1 pack of wide ruled notebook paper
  • 1 package of sheet protectors
  • 1 gallon and 1 quart ziploc bag
  • 1 container of baby wipes and 1 roll of paper towels for student dry erase boards

 

Putting it in bold purple letters doesn't make me buy it any more cheerfully. (okay, you can't see the purple funky font from their website....but it's hideous, believe me)

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Can I has Clutch!  I subbed into a Rainbow 6 game last night and helped win!  I didn't die the first match of the first map, I only died once (via frag) on the 2nd match.  WOOT!  VIVA LA RAINBOW!   -

On a side note, it's kinda funny that when one of the guys had to leave mid-game, the Rainbow Captain had to ask my husband if I could please get on and play.  I am on the GB roster simply because I play it casually, but I haven't logged more than 10 hours on that game!  The other team got a big kick out of it, tried to make fun.  I was not very nice back. 

Asshat#1: "Ya dumb bitch, can't believe we have to play this stupid dumb bitch."

Me:  "Damn son, you kiss your mother with that mouth?"

Asshat #2: " His mom's in jail, yo, he can't talk to her."

Me:  "She's getting too much pussy in there to even make a phone call to her kid?"

Asshat #1: "I'm gonna kill this dumb bitch."

Me: "Yeah, you let me know how that goes."

I didn't die that match, and he was my first kill.  Shottie to the face, son.  They were quiet after that.  Yeah, maybe I was out of line, but these guys were dead nasty - pulling the typical GB crap where they tried to get a win off of every little thing (game settings, gamertags, forced starts). 

Comments

pearly_54's picture
Submitted by pearly_54 on Mon, 07/21/2008 - 09:44
You go girl!
Hetfield's picture
Submitted by Hetfield on Mon, 07/21/2008 - 09:44
Asshat #2: " His mom's in jail, yo, he can't talk to her." LMFAO!!
KingDrewsky's picture
Submitted by KingDrewsky on Mon, 07/21/2008 - 09:52
Top Gun 2: Hells Yeah!!
BROCK78's picture
Submitted by BROCK78 on Mon, 07/21/2008 - 10:03
Kelly McGillis looks like a big dike...
KuruptU4Fun's picture
Submitted by KuruptU4Fun on Mon, 07/21/2008 - 10:20
Top Gun 2: When defense budgets die....
TexasTwister55's picture
Submitted by TexasTwister55 on Mon, 07/21/2008 - 11:16
Jeep, concerning school supplies. . .I wish you could see a frind of mine's storage closet. There are unused supplies in there from YEARS ago, and he uses the a lot. There is a tremendous amount of waste. Often times my friend has mentioned this, but nothing really changes. He can't stick his neck out too far, because he is near retirement and already spends more time in the office than the kids.
CapnHun's picture
Submitted by CapnHun on Mon, 07/21/2008 - 11:56
Nice list there Jeep. Times that by 4 and you know why I dread this time of year.
Anonymous's picture
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Mon, 07/21/2008 - 12:47
Top Gun 2: Cruise can be the instructor replacing Tom Skerritt, and the new 'Maverick' if female should be cast to Summer Glau from the Sarah Connor Chronicles. I'd rent it :)
ekattan's picture
Submitted by ekattan on Mon, 07/21/2008 - 09:18
Mr. Cruise is being passed up for various movie rolls. It wouldn't amaze me seeing him in Risky Business 2.
Twisted's picture
Submitted by Twisted on Mon, 07/21/2008 - 09:31
"She's getting too much pussy in there to even make a phone call to her kid?" That is poetry. Best comeback ever.
VenomRudman's picture
Submitted by VenomRudman on Mon, 07/21/2008 - 09:35
Hahahaha! Absolutely brilliant!

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