Shark Week, here we go!

LuxDevil67

Shared on Mon, 07/28/2008 - 21:11

i saw the first of 5 new shows on Shark Week this year. it's from the mythbusters and it's their shark week special part 2.

please, please, please don't take what these clowns do seriously! shark week is about entertainment, not education. these "experiments" are done for the goof value. look, in one "experiment" they were testing to see if sharks are more attracted to a dead fish rather than a struggling one. so what did they have? one dead fish, and one dead fish on a stick that they were flapping on the water. anyone with a brain can tell you that a dead fish on a stick will never resemble a live wounded fish.

let's see, they were also testing to see if a swimming dog would attract sharks. so they used a robot dog. yes, a robot dog, complete with 3 syringes of dog urine, blood and anal gland secretion. the thing did not move like a dog, gave off no heat, had no wet fur smell, and i'm sure the mechanical whirring of the limbs moving did not resemble a dog in any way. oh yeah, they had some sort of underwater speaker making barking sounds...let's move on.

they filled balloons with ground up chilis peppers to see if they would repel sharks because some tribe supposedly used chili peppers to ward off sharks.. sort of interesting. the sharks just ate the balloons.

2 guys were in the water. one stayed still the other splashed around. the sharks investigated the guy splashing around. um, we already know sharks are attracted to splashing.

they built a huge life-size mechanical great white shark that thrashed around and who's jaws clamped shut. it had stop triggers in the eyes. the trick was too see how easy it would be to hit the shark in the eyes while it had you in the mouth and was throwing you around. that's great, for a ride. usually a great white bites it's prey and then leaves it to bleed out, saving it's energy instead of fighting with the prey. in the case of humans, it usually goes away as we're not on it's favorite foods list!

at least they did stick in like a 10 second blurb in their 2 hour experiment-a-thon about how sharks are endangered and to check out Ocean Conservancy for more info. gee thanks.

seriously people, i love shark week just because i get to see some beautiful fish in hi-def, but again, PLEASE don't view this as anything more than entertainment.

btw, this is a very good site: www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/

AND, i'd like to see Shark Week have a special on this: www.sharkfriends.com/sharks/sharkfinning.html and please check out the trailer for Sharkwater while you're there.

Comments

hudsmack's picture
Submitted by hudsmack on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 14:42
Did you see the Surviving Sharks episode on last night? That was pretty awesome.
Automan21k's picture
Submitted by Automan21k on Mon, 07/28/2008 - 22:18
As any salt water SCUBA diver knows, sharks aren't anything to fear, no matter how big they are....Triggerfish on the other hand, those suckers will take an ear a piece of a nose, or the tip of a finger off without a second thought, and if you see one, there's 20 more waiting for you to start bleeding...just thinking to them gives me nightmares.
J-Cat's picture
Submitted by J-Cat on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 06:08
wait.. wait wait wait... let me get this straight. A shark may NOT find a hunk of metal thrashing around with a bit of dog pee appetizing! Boy them shark sure are STOOOOPID! But seriously, it sounds like the love of sharks is close to your heart... is this a professional thing? Or do you just love sharks? Also: how do you feel about sharks being used in scientific experiments? We had to dissect a dogfish WAY back in tha day in university and I seem to remember reading about some controversy about that. great write up.
transman's picture
Submitted by transman on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 06:38
as an owner (and lover) of fish i know what you mean. i would love to have a shark tank but that is unfair to sharks. as automan said triggers are worse, i have been stung by my lionfish(my fault) and bit by my trigger.the only difference was the trigger meant to bite me. i used to have to put a net in the water before i could stick my hand in the tank because he would attack for no reason(my reflexes are not what they used to be) and he is just a little bit faster than me.
LuxDevil67's picture
Submitted by LuxDevil67 on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 19:41
triggerfish are usually territorial and protective of their breeding ground. i've never been near them personally, but i understand that it IS a good idea to give them i wide berth. in defense of the robotic dog, it did have a covering of fake fur. now that's scientific! i saw surviving sharks. sorry, but i thought it was a load of crap. first of all, i'm not going to be swimming in chummed water with dead fish in my wetsuit. plus, it's this kind of nonsense, i.e. speeding up the film, dramatic angles and choppy editing, not to mention ultra-dramatic music that creates a false sense of menace that in no way helps to erase the underlying fear most people have of sharks. if you liked it, good! but it's like a fantasy movie, not science. don't take it as gospel.
Automan21k's picture
Submitted by Automan21k on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 06:43
I remember a story from the last Helldiver's Rodeo where the divers were all walking past the 12' Tiger shark to go see the 2' trigger because that thing was friggin' scarry.
LuxDevil67's picture
Submitted by LuxDevil67 on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 19:47
oh, i forgot! no, it's not a professional thing. i've just been in love with the ocean since i was a kid. too many factors didn't let me continue my study to be come a marine biologist. but i may be looking to walk that path again soon.
Baine's picture
Submitted by Baine on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 07:05
Damnit, I thought this was about Lark week on the Bird Channel.

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