Dear Baby Jebus,

Baine

Shared on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 08:13

Please smite the GameTruckparty.com banner ad.

The kid with the mullet and the creepy Brady Kid holding the controller trying to instruct said mullet boy in how to properly grasp the triggers is kinda of creeping me out and I am making up stories as to what happened afterwards.

Like the Brady-esq guy proceded to drive the truck load of kids out into the middle of the desert, locked the doors and threw in one bottle of water, this contest for survival was webcast as a fox reality TV show called "Kids gone shriveled"

 

Sweet god, can you imagine the cacophany of noise inside that damned truck, if I ever see one of those driving down the highway, its going to be all I can muster not to push it into a gaurdrail.

I would almost rather see those banners for MiddleEasterndating.com or Christiandating.com that used to be up there.

Gametruckparty.com, the ultimate franchise opportunity. Also the greatest invention by pedophiles since the Ice Cream Truck.

Comments

Criamond's picture
Submitted by Criamond on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 09:11
This was the first intelligible thing I've read all day. And by Baine, no less. Bravo sir!
Aldogg's picture
Submitted by Aldogg on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 09:29
You owe me a new laptop keyboard, as I just spit cherry coke all over it reading this.
TDrag27's picture
Submitted by TDrag27 on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 09:29
Gametruck sucks.
mrsleestak's picture
Submitted by mrsleestak on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 10:05
"if I ever see one of those driving down the highway, its going to be all I can muster not to push it into a gaurdrail." LMAO!
rabbmasterflash's picture
Submitted by rabbmasterflash on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 08:16
so 2 things 1. "Dear Baby Jebus, Please smite the GameTruckparty.com banner ad." made me lol a lot, it might become my new sig 2. If that thing had a candy store and a cage for "lost puppies" it would be the ultimate
Big0ne's picture
Submitted by Big0ne on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 08:18
Bravo!
JeepChick's picture
Submitted by JeepChick on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 08:47
:D Excellent blog.

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