FAWK IT!

Disclaimer: I care not for proper spelling or grammar to get my point across. This shall be a chronicalling of my personal adventures. I am 33 years old and a gamer since I was a lil wee chap. I live in MN USA and love paper airplanes, Jeeps, Beer and dirty jokes. I am althletic and someday hope to be the captain of the love boat. My phone number is 2 and I hope to see you at the Chicago LAN!

Please read my blog in a good mood or I will come to your house, rip off your cat or dogs tail or if your dog doesnt have a tail I will pin one on it and then rip it out, boil the tail and proceeed to eat the tail in a bowl with some currey. Next I will take all the handles off your toilets and the seats and leave with the door open and take your borthday away on ym way out. :D

Remember what I said about spelling and grammar now XD