Main Event

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Shared on Fri, 09/19/2008 - 06:31

HYPOTHETICAL CELEBRITY FIGHTING

                              MAIN EVENT

Stallone

                             VS

Schwarzenegger

Comments

SamuraiCoder's picture
Submitted by SamuraiCoder on Fri, 09/19/2008 - 12:22
Rambo was a Green Beret and in Commando (what a crappy movie with good one-liners) Arnold "eats Green Berets for breakfast!" The Oak over the Stallion.
moesley's picture
Submitted by moesley on Fri, 09/19/2008 - 13:17
i'm gonna hafta pick the gunernator on this one, even though i think they're both wankers.
ATC_1982's picture
Submitted by ATC_1982 on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 04:49
Jet - Li or the Guy from Ong Bok
Torlacher's picture
Submitted by Torlacher on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 07:35
Jackie Chan would mess up Metro Li
rumbagod's picture
Submitted by rumbagod on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 06:06
jet li, no contest. don't even need a reason.
Baine's picture
Submitted by Baine on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 06:13
Jet li, I mean come on....
Automan21k's picture
Submitted by Automan21k on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 06:45
I hate to do it, but I have to go with Jet li
CrypticCat's picture
Submitted by CrypticCat on Fri, 09/19/2008 - 14:18
Arnie rules. 1) He's taller. 2) He's funnier (even when he's serious) 3) He has a bad-ass accent. 4) He appeared in bad gameshows before being famous and still made a career. 5) He made Californians vote for him to lead them somewhere. WIN!
Deman267's picture
Submitted by Deman267 on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 06:56
Jet Li......He's The ONE!
KingBayman's picture
Submitted by KingBayman on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 07:29
Well it depends, if there a lot of props for Jackie to play with he has a fighting chance. Otherwise it's Jet Li all the way.
Bob's picture
Submitted by Bob on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 07:55
gotta be different... Jackie Chan...i liked it when he did his drunken kung fu moves
jcotter13's picture
Submitted by jcotter13 on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 08:11
Jet Li FTW
Hunturic's picture
Submitted by Hunturic on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 08:12
jet li
ElmanJo's picture
Submitted by ElmanJo on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 08:22
Jet Li because Jackie failed with so many opportunities to cock punch Chris Tucker.
Durty's picture
Submitted by Durty on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 08:33
Ok, so I don't know personally...and for once I have no opinion, but I don't think that anyone is giving Jackie a chance here and I think it's because in the US all he does is comedy. Jackie has a great background in martial arts but his comedic roles have diminished his appearance as a fighter in most people's eyes....kind of like when Chuck Norris went all 'television' and is no longer considered top notch in his sport....no matter what the Chuck Facts say.
Onesimos's picture
Submitted by Onesimos on Fri, 09/19/2008 - 17:07
Either way the world loses. Whichever one, if either is still standing, will be the last survivor on erath because the rest of us will be destroyed in the collateral damage.
LOSTRO's picture
Submitted by LOSTRO on Fri, 09/19/2008 - 17:30
arhnold! he whips predator ass, terminates some ass. recalls some ass. plays teacher for some ass. last action hero was ass. played a twin got some ass. i can go on
SamuraiCoder's picture
Submitted by SamuraiCoder on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 15:47
Jackie is good but he is more of an acrobat than straight fighter. Jet would beat him.
ATC_1982's picture
Submitted by ATC_1982 on Fri, 09/19/2008 - 06:37
rambo
BalekFekete's picture
Submitted by BalekFekete on Fri, 09/19/2008 - 06:43
They both use aimbots... :D
MikeJames's picture
Submitted by MikeJames on Fri, 09/19/2008 - 07:16
governator
YEM's picture
Submitted by YEM on Fri, 09/19/2008 - 07:36
I second the governator
Automan21k's picture
Submitted by Automan21k on Fri, 09/19/2008 - 07:42
wow....I can't pick. they both get shot up and just keep comming...I dont' think either would survive the encounter....but my money is on the governator lasting a few seconds longer.
YEM's picture
Submitted by YEM on Fri, 09/19/2008 - 07:48
C'mon teh gov. kicked a predators ass, and he was a terminator
Go_Aachmed's picture
Submitted by Go_Aachmed on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 18:12
Jackie in his prime.
JollyRoger's picture
Submitted by JollyRoger on Fri, 09/19/2008 - 08:22
AAAHHHNULD!!!!! GET TO THE CHOPPAAA!!!!!
SirRoberts's picture
Submitted by SirRoberts on Fri, 09/19/2008 - 09:13
rambo!
M13a77's picture
Submitted by M13a77 on Fri, 09/19/2008 - 09:15
Rambo takes one in his gay ass face.... Terminator for the win.
GIJoeBob's picture
Submitted by GIJoeBob on Fri, 09/19/2008 - 09:19
C'mon! Stallone got his ass kicked by Mr. T!! Arnold all the way.
Lbsutke's picture
Submitted by Lbsutke on Fri, 09/19/2008 - 09:25
Arnold!!!!!!
rumbagod's picture
Submitted by rumbagod on Fri, 09/19/2008 - 09:48
stallone is just like the terminator, takes a licking and keeps on ticking......rocky 6 and now rambo 5?? c'mon, stallone ftw!
Caesar's picture
Submitted by Caesar on Fri, 09/19/2008 - 11:16
got to give it to rambo, more heart

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