You can't make this stuff up

Seriously, even if I tried, I couldn't come up with something this off-the-wall in my most drunken stupors.

Michele Allen, 32, will spend the next month in jail after admitting to a wild drunken weekend dressed in this silly cow outfit, said Middletown, Ohio, authorities.

She had been hired to wear the outfit to advertise for a local "haunted trail" theme park.

While at work Saturday evening, Allen hit the sauce hard and then stumbled into the streets - blocking traffic and chasing kids, said Police Major Mark Hoffman.

Allen also urinated in a nearby yard during the drunken grazing, cops said.

Despite having two nights to sober up, Allen was in a foul mood Monday, yelling at jailers. "She was challenging people to 'suck her udders,' " Hoffman said. "I'm not joking."

Since I feel obligated to make ammends after posting that picture, I'll give ya'll this to help lessen the mental blow you just took in seeing it. Seeing I just re-watched the Transformers, this fits the bill.