The Empire Strikes Back................

sicrik

Shared on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 16:13

Star Destroyer takes out the Enterprise with votes 6-4

Stormtroopers defeat Star Trek ensign's with votes 6-3

 

Pre-Main Event

Captain James T. Kirk

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Han Solo

Khan

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Moff Tarkin

The Millenium Falcon

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Klingon Bird of Prey

Data

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C-3PO

 

 

 

 

Comments

RhyoOhki's picture
Submitted by RhyoOhki on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 16:20
Han over Kirk, Khan over Moff Tarkin, The Millenium Falcon over the bird of prey, data over 3po
Blue_Stiehl's picture
Submitted by Blue_Stiehl on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 16:24
Kirk Khan Bird of Prey Data
hubristes's picture
Submitted by hubristes on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 16:32
Han Khan Falcon Data
M13a77's picture
Submitted by M13a77 on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 16:36
Oh Hell yeah this is a battle here... 1. Han Solo 2. Khan 3. Falcon any day 4. Data would fuck up that beeotch 3PO
Eviluncle's picture
Submitted by Eviluncle on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 16:45
Kirk easily remember he built a small cannon to defeat the Gorn Khan Bird of prey damn thing will stay cloaked and then surprise the falcon which lets face it fellas is always on the verge of breaking down anyway Data
ProvingUnique's picture
Submitted by ProvingUnique on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 16:49
1. Han Solo... 2. Khan , for rocking the Rod Stewart Power Mullet 3. Brid of Prey 4. Data
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Submitted by TheCarnivalAngel on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 17:01
Han Solo...simply because it is fact that he shoots first. Moff Tarkin...because my boss's last name is Khan and I hate the fucker. Bird of Prey...It's fucking invisible when it wants to be. Data...that fucker is stonger than he looks, and 3PO's a bitch.
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Submitted by Hunturic on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 17:11
Han Solo, all he has to do is say, "Hey Kirk, is that a mirror and a photo Op over there." Then shoot him in the back. Khan, well, he was just bad ass. There is no way the Falcon could beat the Klingon Bird of Prey, but maybe smuggle something past it. In a fight, Klingon's win. C-3PO????? Come on, I am a star wars fan, and 3PO couldn't beat his way out of a wet paper bag and Data kills Borg drones. No even a contest. Oh, wait, maybe you mean who wins the fight through annoyance by asking stupid questions. Now that is an even fight, but nobody beats out the prissy missy of 3PO, not even Data.
Guardian's picture
Submitted by Guardian on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 17:17
1) I'm writing in Malcom Reynolds from "Firefly". He could take them both out. 2) Khan 3) Bird of Prey. Even Luke said the Falcon was a piece of shit. And he couldn't escape because the hyperdrive doesn't work half the time. 4) Data. That's not even a contest. And just a comment on the Enterprise vs. Star Destroyer... You put the old Constitution class against it? No wonder it lost. Had it been the Galaxy or Sovereign class, the Star Destroyer would have been space dust.
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Submitted by JHall55 on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 17:34
1) Captain Solo - for all the reasons listed above, plus his "I know." when Leia tells him she loves him. 2) Khan. For writing the song Maggie May. 3) Bird of Prey. I don't know a ton about Star Trek, but I remember the cloaking shit from when I was younger....bad ass. 4) Data. Again, don't know a ton about Star Trek, but C3P0 loses by default for being such an annoying little bitch.
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Submitted by Cynical_Hermit on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 18:59
1. Kirk just because he never seems to stay down. Though I agree Malcom Reynolds might have taken them both. 2. Khan. 3. Bird of Prey. 4. Data.
TANK's picture
Submitted by TANK on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 19:50
Solo Kahn Bird of Prey Data
CrypticCat's picture
Submitted by CrypticCat on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 00:15
1) Kirk. They had to kill him off in a ST:TNG movie, for a truckload of reasons. But anyway, he would win because he thinks things through, and Solo is a one-liner action-figure. Kirk will have a plan, Solo will just wing it and get pwned. 2) I have to go with Tarkin. Khan is a crazed maroonee (is that a word?) who is consumed by revenge, Tarking can't lose or else he gets force-choked by Vader. So your talking about Khan who doesn't care whether he lives or dies, vs Tarkin who's more afraid of Vader than anything else. Khan gets pwned. 3) The klingons. They now have the technology to fire while still cloaked (In one of the older ST-classic movies). The Falcon has no chance against them. 4) Data defeated the Borg-queen, even forgoing the chance to become human in the process (Which is his eternal desire), and survived it too. 3C-P0 is non-combatant protocol droid, while Data is often the factor that turns battles around. Data wins.
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Submitted by Smithcraft on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 01:01
Kirk - he is capable of hand to hand combat, and is handy with a phaser also. Kahn - Tarkin might be a political weasel, and evil to the bone but I doubt he is as cunning as KAHHHHHHN! Bird of Prey - Cloaking beats drop and run smuggling. Data - He'd just bend C3PO over and do him like he did Tasha! SC
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Submitted by ATC_1982 on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 05:24
Kirk Moff Falcon Data cause i used to own his Action Figure as a child.
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Submitted by rumbagod on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 06:20
Han - he's just cooler than Kirk tho Kirk did get all the space chicks while Han couldn't get to first base with Leia Khan - he's deranged and besides he's got tattoo in his back pocket that could distract Moff by whipping him out and letting him shout "da plane, da plane" tough one here but if kirk could figure out how to defeat a cloaked bird of prey in a ship that had 1/4 power than you the Falcon cuz that damn thing always made the jump to light speed in the nick of time - hmmm - edge goes to the bird of prey now you're just being silly with this one - data hands down

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