Desperately Seeking PS3
XValue says: What is this groove PS3 thing you talk about?
XValue, it's time, it's time to move up. PS3 is calling you. It's on your mind, it's gottin' into your blood! LBP! it's all more than you can take! Every where you go you see Sackboys and Sackgirls. You can't Resist!

*PS3 sings to XValue.... Just in case you don't know the song.
Get into the groove..
Boy let the PS3 prove LBP to you...
Get up on your feet, yeah...
Step to the beat of the PS3...
Boy what will it be....
PS3 can be such a revelation....
Playing around in LBP you feel the sweet sensation....
Live out your fantasy here with the PS3....
Just let the video games set you free...
Touch your controller, move with the sixaxis....
Now I know you'll whine, but get into the grove...
Boy you've got to move up to the PS3..... *

You said, "I sold my soul to Sony".....
Now, if you'll excuse me, my soul is not sold to Sony, but I am in love with them = )