10 Questions

10. How do birds know when I've just waxed the car and then pick mine for a massive dump?

9.   Why does the Dr. seem to think I have something hidden up there every time I go?

8.   How do DVD's know what size screen I have and then format it to fit just mine?

7.   How  come I always feel the need to fart in the meat section at the market?

6.   Why is the price of items not based on your income bracket?

5.   How can I be overdrawn when I still have checks left?

4.   Why does my butt only itch in public places?

3.    Why do they only offer me $25.00 in trade for a game i paid $60.00 for last week?

2.     Am I the only one in the entire world that thinks GTA IV is not that hot?

1.     Why are there so many books out "For Dummies", when people seem to arrive at that status just fine on they're own?