I Can't stop eating....

Because my wife put a damn pic on our refrigerator. 

Some History.

We are going on a cruise with my family in March.  So my wifey - in an attempt at self motivation I assume - put a Carnival Cruise ad on our refrigerator.  Not just any ad, the one from Women's Health with the three chicks taking their own picture.  You know, the one where the girl in the middle has a ginormous right tittie?! And not only that, she's mashing it into the bikini clad tittie of the chick to her immediate right.

I want to whack off every time I get a drink of milk.  I keep finding myself stuck in front of the fridge, not really wondering what I want to eat.  I know damn well what I want in my mouth...

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In other news: Had a good run at zombies last night on WAW.  I'm now 65,000 in the world - I don't know if that's good or not.  That's a better rank than I'll ever get in matchmaking since I can't stand to play more than 3-4 matches.

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In Even more news:  We heard a thump last night at about 8pm.  We ran upstairs and there's Sydney in The rocking chair in her room laughing.  Apparently, she can now climb out of her crib.  Not quite sure what to do about that....I don't want to put a lock on the outside of her door, but at the same time her room is on the 2nd floor of the townhouse.  I'm a pretty deep sleeper so I'm worried that she will get up before me and go downstairs and pull everything out of the refrigerator or hurt herself on something. Yes, we have the door knob child safety things but she's already figured those out (even though none of our adult guests can get into the crapper without help).  should I just tie her leg to the crib as a precaution?