Video Games or Women
Top Ten Reasons Video Games Are Better Than Women
10. A video game always looks as good the morning after as it did the night you took it home.
9. A video game doesn't care if you platy with another video game.
8. With a video game, almost anyone can score.
7. If you get tired of a video game, you can trade it in for a new one.
6. A video game doesn't mind being shared with your friends.
5. When a video game whines, you know it's just the disc drive.
4. You can play a video game every day of the month.
3. You can get satisfaction from a video game for just a quarter or two.
2. It only takes a few seconds to turn on a video game.
1. On a video game, YOU choose the volume and difficulty.
Comments (4)
I like my video games like I like my women, cold and lifeless
That's some good shit, Aitch. When you come home late from a night at the bar, your video game won't meet you at the door with frying pan in hand.