1,000 lbs. of Holy...

SoupNazzi

Shared on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 20:11

...fucking crap!

 

His daily intake of 30,000 calories is the same as a regular-sized man eats in two weeks.

For four years he’s been confined to a bed which buckled under his weight and powerless to move his gigantic legs.

Only deliveries of fast food from his partner Serena break the monotony of the day...

...“At my heaviest I ate three or four cheeseburgers at a time, maybe a half gallon of orange juice or apple juice.

“Two litre bottles of soda would last about 30 minutes...

...As their biggest ever patient, before he could undergo surgery he had 15-stone of fatty tumours cut away from his body.

15 Stone equals 210 lbs (appx.) DAMN!

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Hunturic's picture
Submitted by Hunturic on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 23:02
Dude, how do you even ummm...hmmmm....do some of the basic bodily functions of life?
NotStyro's picture
Submitted by NotStyro on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 23:20
ONLY 210 lbs of 'fatty tumors'?! it all looks like fatty tumors
Kwazy's picture
Submitted by Kwazy on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 23:38
Someone please explain to me why this guy needs gastric bypass surgery? Just tell people to stop feeding him! The story says he can't move his legs or get out of the bed, so it's not like he's going to jog on down the street to KFC all by his lonesome. My advice, hire a big guy named Vinnie. Stand next to his bed. If anyone tries to bring him a pizza, whack 'em with a bat! It would certainly be cheaper for than the surgery!
DreadPirate75's picture
Submitted by DreadPirate75 on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 00:31
I have no sympathy for him or his enabling family. This man is a disgrace and a waste of space.
Flying_Saffa's picture
Submitted by Flying_Saffa on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 06:28
A waste of a LOT of space!!
FadeIntoBlack's picture
Submitted by FadeIntoBlack on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 09:29
Wonder how long a guy like that could live on just water...
dkhodz's picture
Submitted by dkhodz on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 09:43
What's his gamertag?
tocleora's picture
Submitted by tocleora on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 09:52
I'd love to see what he looks like after the surgery.
millfire517's picture
Submitted by millfire517 on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 10:59
idk but i bet hes plays WOW!!!!

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