El_Diablo
Shared on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:31Random junk to test out the first blog. Some of it is kinda funny.
Job Openings
A young man goes into the Job Center in Downtown Los Angeles , and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he goes to learn more;
"Can you give me some more details?" he asks the clerk. The clerk pulls up the file and says, "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $65,000, but you're going to have to go to Albuquerque New Mexico ... That's about 620 miles from here."
"Good grief, is that where the job is?"
"No sir --- that's where the end of the line for applicants is right now."
EX
I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who, this morning, called ' out-of-the-blue ' to see if I was still around.
I couldn ' t believe it when she asked if I ' d be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that ' old magic ' .
'Wow! ' I was flabbergasted.
'I don ' t know if I could keep pace with you now ' , I said, ' I ' m a bit older
and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don ' t really have the energy I used to have. '
She just giggled and said she was sure I would ' rise to the challenge ' .
'Yeah. ' I said. ' Just so long as you don ' t mind a waistline that ' s a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane! '
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.
She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.
Anyway, she giggled and said, ' I ' ve put on a few pounds myself! '
So I told her to fuck off.
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