Zombie Apocolypse comes to fruition

COULOW

Shared on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 09:11

The Swine Flu.

 

Cue the scary music.

 

SO the Center for Disease Control is patroling the hospitals now...some facilities are requiring the staff to "clear" themselves before they can even leave the campus.  We are required to wear respirators even when entering the Emergency Room.

 

And all I could think of...in my greatest geekdom of all...

 

Hey, it's the Prequel to Left 4 Dead Mercy Hospital!

 

Seriously though, the CDC was calling and present (like, THERE) in the hospitals to assure that we were masked.  Pretty scary shit.  It did remind me of the Left 4 Dead zombie apocolypse. 

 

I laughingly turned to my coworkers...

"If I start trying to eat any of you, just kill me.  Make sure it's a headshot please."

 

COULOW. out.

Comments

davidicusxx's picture
Submitted by davidicusxx on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 22:04
Can anyone hand me my squad automatic weapon (m249 SAW)? I can get alot of head/centermass shots with a hundred round bag magazine. HOOAH!
Cerberus4417's picture
Submitted by Cerberus4417 on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 09:25
I know I joke around about it, but I heard on the radio that World Heath Organization who puts out a risk of plagues and diseases categorized this as a level 5 out of 6. Apparently this is the first time they have ever put anything at that level. SARS and avian were much lower. Like I said I heard it on the radio so i dont know if it is true or not, but still hearing shit like that I agree with you coulow. 28 days later here we come. Good thing I played the crap out of L4D, I'm ready to go. Just need to find an auto shotty
J-Cat's picture
Submitted by J-Cat on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 09:38
Hm... we were ging to stay in a downtown hotel this weekend... maybe we will purchase a shotgun and ammo instead....
COULOW's picture
Submitted by COULOW on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 09:38
Double fistin pistols baby. Yup. here's a geeky theory...conspiracy if you will... ALL the zombie games/movies were trying to "tell us" something. Ok. I'm taking off my glasses and putting away my copy of D&D. Gotta pick which style of duck mask coordinates with my scrubs today.
TheDastard's picture
Submitted by TheDastard on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 09:39
I have my mask, shotgun, and Crown Royal. Bring on the brain eaters!!!!!
FaceFuMaster's picture
Submitted by FaceFuMaster on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 20:01
Making Molitov's now....
char's picture
Submitted by char on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 13:59
Headshoot FTW!!!....LMAO!!!

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