critter!!!!!

EEK!  There was a huge, monstrous critter in my bathroom last night.  It sneered and growled at me, and then made a very menacing sound while preparing to have me for dinner.  I wanted to scream "critter, critter!" but I knew I was on my own with this one.  Looking around for a weapon, it occured to me that my only choice was to run downstairs and get out the big guns.  Prepared for battle, I snuck back up the stairs, careful not to let it know I was on my way.  I peeked around the corner, and there it was, crouched in attack mode, looking at me like I was dinner.  And there we stood, for a few moments, staring each other down, weighing the circumstances and the possible consequences of our actions.  And then ......aw fuck it, I aimed and pulled the trigger.  Got it with my wasp and hornet spray.  Success!

Not my pic, but that's what it looked like.  Really!