Never cease to amaze me

Just when you think that most of the world is filled with degenerate, no-good, self centered ass clowns karma dips into it's pocket and pulls out a shiney new coin.

Let me set the scene......*fade out*

My wife lost her iPhone3G yesterday. Not only did she lost it but, she lost it at the casino. So she lost her phone and some money. Nothing like getting kicked in the balls when you're down right? After I completely lost my cool when she got home (uber stupid move) we pretty much gave up and decided that it was gone for good. We sat around feeling bad and coming up with all kinds of scenarios about how the phone was probably stolen out of her purse. I really think these types of situations bring out "the best" in people. We were coming up with everything imaginable. We might as well of said that highly trained ninja monkeys with an addiction to iPhones & slot machines secretly & stealthly ninja-monkey'd their way into a casino filled with people and homed in on my wifes purse using x-ray vision (which all ninja monkey's have). After swiping the phone in a Indian Jones idol swap motion, they replaced the iphone with monkey poo. Once they had obtained my wife's iphone they then escaped into the night (even though it was daytime when she lost it) and it is now being sold on the black market that is known as eBay...or craigslist.

Seriousely though, this isn't to far away from the crap we were coming up with in sincerity. XD

I missed a call tonight from the shiney new coin. She left me a message stating that she had found an iphone in the parking lot and was gonig thru the phone book trying to find someone that knew something about it. W-O-W. I didn't know that these people existed. To shorten up the story, I'm picking up the phone tomorrow from the lady. The shitty thing is, we already went out and purchased the 3Gs today. :(    And the lady I'm picking it up from said she lives in a trailer in a not so nice area. I'm going to feel like an ass pulling up in my shiny suv to pick up my extra iphone. :(

Ughhh.....I don't even know what to say or think. Other than I'm going to give her some $ as a reward.

Thanks for listening and beware the highly trained ninja monkeys!