Need to Vent

P_Train_of_Love

Shared on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 12:05

After trying to take out tank bolts from my toilet for over 3 hours and being unsuccessful due to excessive rust and the screw top chipping off, basically stripping it, the final solution was the almighty hacksaw.  This also took almost two hours though, because there wasn't room to manuever the handle, so it was a work glove and just the blade.  In the mean time, I had the urge to deuce and without another toilet I was afraid to go in the toilet for fear of further issues... thanks to Walmart shopping bags, garbage cans, and cold weather to throw it out into.

Well, after going multiple times to Menards to get the correct pieces and finding that the flush valve seal was the issue and not the tank bolts, I finally got it working without a leak after about 8 hours of labor.  The best part was, though, that my roommate decided to pound cocktails and be jonny expert the whole time, while not lending a hand, and not knowing what the hell he was talking about.  It wouldn't be so bad, but he pretends to know everything when he doesn't and do nothing to help.  If I didn't need his rent money to keep my house I swear I would have kicked the living shit out of him.  Especially when he decided to tell me that he knows how to do all this stuff, but just wanted to watch me, so I could learn on my own and then call his brother to make fun of how long it took.  Really?  It took over 4 hours of f'n around because the bolts were rusted and a few more hours of just screwing and unscrewing the tank because I was initially wrong about where the leak was coming from.  Like I wanted to saw bolts by hand for 2 hours.  Maybe lend a hand instead of playing the Wii and critiquing me you piece of shit.

There... better.

 

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ATC_1982's picture
Submitted by ATC_1982 on Tue, 09/04/2007 - 10:48
you can take a horse to water, but you can't make him drink .. You have been taught
cerialthriller's picture
Submitted by cerialthriller on Tue, 09/04/2007 - 10:51
Did you know used motor oil can be used as lawn fertilizer? (Sorry, lame Fight Club reference, but I was having trouble coming up with something witty :) )
TDrag27's picture
Submitted by TDrag27 on Tue, 09/04/2007 - 10:53
Humans are 99% genetically identical.
YEM's picture
Submitted by YEM on Tue, 09/04/2007 - 11:10
i like beer
killingspree75's picture
Submitted by killingspree75 on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 15:33
Hey man just thought I would comment about your writing. Its very good ( all joking aside) and you should write for a column for a paper or something. You put your thought and your mind on paper unlike a lot of us cannot. Pretty funny shit! I I especially enjoyed today's piece. You roommate prob...a good guy.....but what a douch!!!!!Funny stuff man keep it up as I will keep reading! BTW what up with the NSFW? What exactly isnt safe?
Devonsangel's picture
Submitted by Devonsangel on Tue, 09/04/2007 - 11:17
The Earth is round. (Really, it is)
VenomRudman's picture
Submitted by VenomRudman on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 17:24
Screw hacksaws, use a dremel or a saws-all.
Onesimos's picture
Submitted by Onesimos on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 17:46
Apply large quantities of alcohol to yourself, then use a hammer, then blog about it.
P_Train_of_Love's picture
Submitted by P_Train_of_Love on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 08:53
Thanks for the thumbs up spree. I actually have a little book in the works about my job, but don't have the will to sit and pound it out currently. The nsfw was just because of some of the language... I guess I don't want to offend people... I save that for my online language. The problem with a dremel and saws-all was the shitter is in the corner next to the sink so I had no room to maneuver any sort of tool with a handle, especially on the rear tank bolt. I actually had a hammer at one point and wasn't sure if it was going to be applied to porcelin or bone... luckily neither.

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