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TDrag27

Shared on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 16:26

Ulcerative colitis.

Hubby got scoped today. It's one of those things where I wondered if I should even blog about it. I mean, it's his butthole. Kind of a private place right? Well...once I saw his Facebook status update this morning, I figured I was clear to blog:

Great day on tap. Up at 5:00 a.m. to drink an entire bottle of laxatives, then into the doctor's office at 9:00 a.m. to have a GIANT camera shoved up my butt. Still, it beats going into work.

I'm not sure a colonoscopy beats going to work, but I'm happy we know what has been making him so sick. UC is a chronic, autoimmune disease. Doctors don't know what causes it and only surgery to remove the affected part of the colon will cure it. He starts with drug therapy to control symptoms for now.

From what I've read so far, chances of colon cancer are 5 fold once you have UC, but that's not too much higher than the average person. The vast majority of sufferers will die of something else like any other healthy person. Basically, this seems to be a quality of life disease, not a kill you dead one. That is good news and I'm relieved. 

I'm off to Barnes and Noble to pick up some books and get my UC learn on. I've got his colon pictures all scanned so he can enjoy them on his new iPad and show them to all his friends at work. I'll spare you the pictures. =)

Comments

Mandingo's picture
Submitted by Mandingo on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 13:21
Yeah.... the vocal stage is great. She says all kinds of great stuff. My personal favorite is when she says "daddy's peepee HUGE!" yes, honey it is. But we don't say that stuff in walmart.
TheDastard's picture
Submitted by TheDastard on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 18:03
Glad to hear it is not terribly serious, just a pain in the ass.
nae's picture
Submitted by nae on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 19:48
lol@dastard. Ipad? really ... Dirty whore we should play after your read on is ova lol Tell the hubby figure good to know he will have the roid rage and odd hair growth in a few weeks.. :)
newtizzle's picture
Submitted by newtizzle on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 23:04
best wishes on getting everything taken care of.
SM05's picture
Submitted by SM05 on Fri, 04/09/2010 - 00:22
Poor guy...
J-Cat's picture
Submitted by J-Cat on Fri, 04/09/2010 - 06:34
geez... give our best to Dean! Will he have to go on a special diet?
OldManRiver48's picture
Submitted by OldManRiver48 on Fri, 04/09/2010 - 10:11
Best of luck to Dean (and you) with dealing with this health issue, sounds like you will be a great partner in his healing.
dos's picture
Submitted by dos on Mon, 12/10/2007 - 08:40
cool. the nipple tape was too large and bulky...but still cool Joanne Gair does it with bare nipples. Check out her site: http://www.joannegair.com
nomodifier's picture
Submitted by nomodifier on Mon, 12/10/2007 - 08:40
now if I could only get my wife to paint herself like a spartan...
JPNor's picture
Submitted by JPNor on Mon, 12/10/2007 - 09:03
Good call - I was so disappointed with last year's awards I almost didn't tune in. Glad I did!
Donk2o2p's picture
Submitted by Donk2o2p on Mon, 12/10/2007 - 09:05
i've never wanted to be body paint so much in my life! lucky bodypaint!
SM05's picture
Submitted by SM05 on Thu, 04/12/2007 - 17:42
Hmm... MS Points... Ahhhh...
mac79's picture
Submitted by mac79 on Thu, 04/12/2007 - 20:40
Noooooo!!! How did you find out!!! *shakes fist*. I'll be back at 75K...
J-Cat's picture
Submitted by J-Cat on Mon, 12/10/2007 - 09:53
hmmm... I am of two minds on this. I guess it's Spike TV, it's marketted towards ment, but on the other hand. As a Lady gamer I just go... "great... thanks... "
JeepChick's picture
Submitted by JeepChick on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 09:31
LMAO. Lips bleed a LOT. even with a little nick. Awesome pic and great story
SirPoonga's picture
Submitted by SirPoonga on Tue, 01/29/2008 - 16:12
Cool stuff. i was looking around for pictures of my bass. I don't have much. Just a pic when I first moved into my apartment andd a shot of the amp and speakers. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/SirPoonga/bass/hartke2000.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/SirPoonga/apartment/TV.jpg I found most of my stuff used at either a guitar store or pawn shop.
pp2's picture
Submitted by pp2 on Tue, 01/29/2008 - 16:20
Not a bad setup. I figure the practice amp will be good for home and I'll leave the bigger amp over at my buddy's place who is the drummer. I need to get some headphones too. I just can't wait to get this stuff, I haven't had this desire to play for 15 years.
KittenMag's picture
Submitted by KittenMag on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 13:11
lol her telling on you too funny. Reminded me of this one time I agreed to help my sister baby sit a friend of her's daughter. ANYWAY... so all was good, she loved the fact I was awesome at pretend play we got along great. The next morning I'm in the bathroom getting ready and she bust open the door. uhmm I wasn't exactly dressed yet. When her mom came to pick her up and asked if she had a good time, the first thing she said "Magda naked". Try explaining that one to a complete stranger =/
davez69's picture
Submitted by davez69 on Tue, 01/29/2008 - 17:12
i'll have to hit you up if i ever get back into the "i wanna learn to play guitar" mood. i had the bug bad last year but never had the $$$ to get started. i could do it now, but the desire isn't as high now. sure it'll come around again after this dev cycle is over...

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