Proving's crazy weekend!

lolz,.. man o man,..

Friday, I took my dogs medicine! lolz
I take a zyrtec nightly for my allergies, well my dog take phenabarbitol for his seizures,.. I lay out my pill on the counter and see his "Man, I gotta give AJ his medicine too,.." lay it out. my wife starts talking to me, I have my kids birthday party racing ideas into my head all at once,.. I pop his pills, drink em down and realize what i did.

We call a pharmacist and explain it to her, she kinda chuckles to herself and ask if I have any symptoms to use phenabarbitol... really? why would I call you if i need his medicine,.. she instructs me to call Poison Control so i do,..

they make a note of the case, and we tell them it was 24 mg and they are like "don't sweat it" thats no where close to a dose for a grown man. cool.

Lately I've had an urge to scratch my ear with my leg though,....

next amazing story took place Saturday! I know two great tales back to back.

Kids Birthday party, we rented a "bounce house" combo with a connected slide. These things take some industrial strength fans to keep them inflated,.. we hook one up outside and the guys is all like " I dont know if the one fan is gonna keep it inflated let me call my boss" (his [i]boss[/i] dropped him and the equipment off to go to another job.

Kid comes back to me and says "My boss wants me to plug in inside on a kitchen plugin or something" He plugs it inside at the first available recepticle located in my living rooms,..

After about 10 min ~ or so,.. a small fire breaks out all over my receptical.
Thanks! Thats great! Now I have to get an electrician out here to find out how much im screwwed for.

The boss said they'd take care of it, but I'm hoping that he doesnt stop answering his phone.