Top Ten

OrzoKhan

Shared on Fri, 04/23/2010 - 14:42

Top Ten Excuses Of The Guy Who Lost The iPhone Prototype

10."Couldn't call Apple for help because I lost my iPhone"
9."I'm more of a Kindle guy?
8."You mean besides being drunk out of my mind?"
7."Distraught Kate Gosselin kicked off 'Dancing with the Stars'"
6."Thought there was an app that would wisk it back to my house"
5."It must have fallen out of my iPants"
4."Volcanic Ash! Run!"
3."Let's just blame Goldman Sachs"
2."At least I didn't lose my finger like that iPad guy"
1."It didn't work anyway - it uses AT&T"

 

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OldManRiver48's picture
Submitted by OldManRiver48 on Tue, 09/19/2006 - 00:52
Dark cannabis? Who the hell is that, is he the one named that the bongtacular? After 200 hits Ya SEE God!
DreadPirate75's picture
Submitted by DreadPirate75 on Fri, 09/15/2006 - 15:21
11. You can go in the forums and read english. Not just "pWnEdUOMGzz0rsWTFbbQ!!!11oneoneone!!" a hundred times.
Anonymous's picture
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 09/15/2006 - 15:35
What about your penis?
th3midnighter's picture
Submitted by th3midnighter on Fri, 09/15/2006 - 15:45
After all the people that have touched Caesars penis, I really dont know if I want to touch it anymore. I think we need to find a new penis to touch.
biorod's picture
Submitted by biorod on Fri, 09/15/2006 - 16:09
No one here can touch my penis. Sorry to disappoint all of the eager penis touchers, but them's the rules.
Caesar's picture
Submitted by Caesar on Fri, 09/15/2006 - 16:59
man my penis made it into his blog, my penis is famous lol
darth_chibius's picture
Submitted by darth_chibius on Fri, 09/15/2006 - 19:50
i love you bio
BATMANKM's picture
Submitted by BATMANKM on Tue, 09/19/2006 - 10:15
Too funny!! Gret list Bio!!! - BAT
BCKinetic's picture
Submitted by BCKinetic on Sat, 09/16/2006 - 12:02
Wow, too much talk of touching penis in here... Walking away now.
biorod's picture
Submitted by biorod on Sat, 09/16/2006 - 12:24
Haha, Darth, you make me laugh man. :D

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