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Cat Making Materials

Have you ever wanted a cat?  Are you handy?  Well, sir, this is your lucky day.  I am at this very moment giving away materials to construct your very own cat.  Our cat, being long-haired and having been rendered asexual some years ago, has evidently decided to attempt reproduction by budding.  As a result, I am in the possession of cat hair of sufficient quantity to construct a second cat. 

I have also collected a few sticks, straws and other semi-rigid materials with which you may provide a rudimentary skeletal structure for the cat.  Face it, it's not going to move much outside that sunny spot on chair anyway.  I was going to include a small brain as well, but then I observed that the original cat has functioned fine for years without one, making brain insertion an unnecessary step in the process.

Act now!  Avoid cat longing later!