Weeellll, my oh my! I do declare! Nothin' welcomes summer with open arms quite like receiving a 2.6 lb pile of dinosaur feces!
Now if only I could smell the sweet, sweet aroma of a fresh summer rain, I would positively be in heaven! And add a rainbow? Well, now you've just gone too far! Quick! Get me a mint julep before I collapse! Good heavens!
Submitted by Automan21k on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 15:16
I was wondering what that smell was.
I'm amazed you spent money on that shit.
you must be ancient, because your shit belongs in a museum!
I guess you could say that Dinosaur "shit a brick"!
did the insurance on that package say "contains really old shit"
Submitted by Arkhamguest on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 17:55
I'm still trying to figure out why. Oh wait, I think I have it......nope, that's not it.
Oh well, to each their own. Congrats on your huge Pile-O-Crap.
Submitted by Bonecollektor on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 19:04
That looks like 2lbs6oz of AWESOME to me!! You people have no comedic vision. Can't you imagine setting this up as a center piece some where in your house? maybe even putting a low spot light on it to highlight it's importance. And then letting people come over and randomly touch it and look at it not having any idea what it is or why you have a weird "rock"in your house. Not to mention you could put a "smell me" sign near it. I know it doesn't stink but, it's just the thought and that's enough to make me smile!
O.K. I'll admit it. I would have to pick it up just to say I held a dino flop that some dinosaur grunted out 165 MILLION years ago and now here in the 21st Century Its a coffee table conversation piece. AND I would have to give it a sniff just in case.
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Submitted by BasBleu on Fri, 07/02/2010 - 06:58
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