It's a good thing I don't work there!!!

 So I head to the mall to get some new shades for one of my best friends wedding coming up this next weekend.....Look around at a few different places and then end up at the sunglass hut, or whatever it is called, since they usually have the best stuff.  So after looking around for a few min I am liking a few different pairs and if i'm going to drop 200 bucks on some shades to look good in some wedding pictures I better like them a lot so I will use them all the time after it.  So in walks a loud drunk milf, that doesn't care about anyone's stuff.  I notice she is wasted and hot, but keep going on about my business.  Approximately every two min this chick drops at least two or three pairs of glasses on the ground......WTF!!!  You are going to come into someone's store and drop shit all over the ground?!?!  So once I realized that the lady that worked there wasn't going to do anything I went and helped the lady out.  Holding the glasses she was looking at and commenting on how well she looked in all of them, and pretty sure I sold her 3 pairs of glasses by the time everything was said and done.  I'm thinking I should get some commission out of the deal, but will settle with the milf's number, and was told only to call between the hours of 8-5.....hmmmm, wonder why........oh well, whatever, pretty sure i'm not going to follow through with banging a married lady.  Anyway, got some sweet oakley's and will post pics once i get back from the wedding next week.