Rules of the Internet

I edited out some of the dumber ones.

1. There are no real rules about posting.
2. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
3. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
4. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
5. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
6. Nothing is Sacred.
7. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
8. There are NO girls on the internet.
9. A cat is fine too.
10. One cat leads to another.
11. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
12. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
13. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
14. Cock goes in here.
15. You will never have sex.
16. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
17. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
18. No real limits of any kind apply on the internet — not even the sky
19. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
20. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be created.
36. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
38. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
39. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
40. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).
41. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
42. Everything has been cracked and pirated.
44. The internet is not your personal army.
45. Rule 45 is a lie.
46. The cake is a lie.
47. If you post it, they will cum.
48. It will always need moar sauce.
49. The internet makes you stupid.
50. Anything can be a meme.
51. Longcat is looooooooooong.
52. If something goes wrong, Ebaums did it.
53. Anonymous is a virgin by default.
56. Don't mess with football.
58. Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads.
59. The term "sage" does not refer to the spice.
60. If you say Candlejack, you w
62. The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
66. This is not lupus, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA.
67. One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor.
68. Katy is bi, so deal w/it.
69. LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE?
71. This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go.
73. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
74. If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago.
75. Around Snacks, CP is lax.
76. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
79. All Caturday threads will be bombarded with Zippocat. No exceptions.
80. No matter how cute it is, it probably skullfucked your mother last night.
81. That's not mud.
84. Rule 87 is true.
85. Yes, it is some chickens.
86. Bobba bobba is bobba.
87. Rule 84 is false. OH SHI-
88. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are not doing it right.
89. If you cannot understand it, it is machine code.
98. Bricks must are required to be shat whenever Anonymous is surprised.
99. If you have no bricks to shit, you are made of fail.
100. ZOMG NONE