Loughner's a gamer?!!

I was utterly crushed upon learning that Randy Loughner (the alleged Arizona shooter) was a video gamer! Surely, this is proof that murder simulators like Call of Duty, Grand Theft Auto and Bomberman (an obvious terrorist simulation) need to be highly restricted and sold under brown paper bags, if not outright banned.

I will lose all control if it's later revealed that he watched tv, read books, had an iTunes account or went to the movies or once saw Cats on a field trip with his class. We would need to declare an all out war on literacy, or put Rum Tum Tugger to sleep.

Surely, if a child can walk into any bookstore and lay hands on Rainbow Fish, whose tale of self mutiliation is just a cowardly attempt to appease his aggressors, then we are doomed as a society and a civilization.

The choice is clear - we must ban everything not specifically approved by some sort of council who knows what's best for us. It's the only way.