First work night going, lol...

    The 1st night at work is about half-way done as the beneficent Blogger Robotic Overlords auto-post this on Joker961's HQ. That means that I'm one night closer to taking my beloved Effie back in my arms!! Lord, the 4 night work rotation is incredibly long away from my beloved! But it's all OK, since at the end, I get to hug and kiss my Pretty Gal again!! I love you, baby!! I'll be home soon!!

      In life, everyone acquires tastes for particular things; favorite drinks, foods, etc. I've been partial the last couple of years to a particular mustard, Nance's Sharp and Creamy. 

    The formula has recently been changed to a gluten-free variety, and it tastes like ass - at best. So, wherever I shop for groceries, I cruise the condiment aisle, my head swiveling back and forth like the Terminator, scanning for the Nance's bottle with the red cap (not the black cap, that's the ass-tasting variety). I scored two the other day and socked one away and left one at my Pretty Gal's house. Moving on...

• Call of Duty: Black Ops trailer has zombie monkeys. 
• [Video Parody] Charlie Sheen as seen in Call of Duty: Black Ops.

• Battlefield 3 can take up to 256 players.
• Deus Ex: Human Revolution delayed to August 2011.
• Zero Punctuation reviews Bulletstorm (NSFW language, as always).
• [Video] Bulletstorm PC reviewed thru active shutter 3D glasses. 
• [Video] Destructoid's embedded Unreal 3 engine graphics demo.
• Nintendo's 3DS eshop set to launch in May, 3DS Netflix in Summer 2011. Also, Nintendo teases a new Mario 3DS game.
• Sixty year old technology could change the face of gaming. 
• EA: PC may become our 'biggest platform'.
• DamnLag's Eight Minecraft Masterpieces.

• Voyager 1: Still dancing 17 million km from Earth.
• New magnetic resonance technique could revolutionize quantum computing.
• Verizon LG VL600 review: Blazing fast LTE comes to your laptop. 
• Samsung demos ambient light-powered transparent LCD display. 
• [Video] Human-looking Japanese-made 'android'.
• It's an outrage: Harper Collins tells US libraries e-books can be lent only 26 times because print books have to be replaced after that.