Snuphy
Shared on Sat, 03/12/2011 - 08:16
I’m sure everyone has had some sort of weird experience while in the throes of a flu induced fever. I know I have. For instance, at some point this last Thursday, somewhere between muddled sleep and consciousness, while sweating my ass off under what seemed to be the drastically insufficient cover of four blankets, I became convinced my right testicle had shrunk. That’s quite a disturbing discovery if you’re not properly prepared. So I spent quite some time stretching, prodding and squeezing my dangling participles until I was certain that my right one was at least as large as my left, and that both were still as large as they had been on Wednesday. By then, I had over manipulated Little Righty to the point it hurt. By Friday morning I had the flu and a sore nut. Normally when something leaves me with sore testicles I manage to gleam some sort of life lesson from the incident. If there is a lesson this time, I can’t figure out what it is.
Happy to be feeling better, especially down there.
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