Hmmm...

I knew it wouldn't be long

You know what you need dude. A hobby. A book club, board game group, volunteer. Get out of your sisters basement and take on the world brother. Oh hit the bars, and pick up some trashy minx, that would be fun. *nudge nudge, wink wink*

I only have three for a dead cat. But I got about 31 for a live one.

... and you had "issues" with my post? LOL ROFLMAO

Lets see... knife blender teeth finger nails spatula spork sharp rock wall + high velocity cat boiling grab at tail and pull hedge clippers I know there's more but this is all I could come up with.

I will add: High pressure cooker G-force module Microwave Technology has to be good for something...

Cork puller in the bum with a swift jerk high inHG vacuum unit airlock in outer space steam roller

like a potato, I eat the whole thing myself that is where the nutrition comes from