XSSmoke
Shared on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 09:04How many days in this fine season until....
1) Tim Tebow starts a game?
2) Michael Vick strains his pinky and gives Nick Foles his career?
3) Jay Cutlers blindside lets the shooter from the grassy knoll have an opening?
4) Maurice Jones Drew is allowed out of his time out corner?
5) Rex Ryan physically strangles any one of his QB's?
6) Peyton Manning proves hes actually Peyton Manning and not some noodle armed British spy clone sent to gather deep cover intel?
7) Jim Harbaugh's head reaches critical mass and suddenly melts from high level stress radiation during a 3rd quarter.
8) Jerry Jones fires the entire Cowboys team at once and drafts the whole 2012 Penn State class?
9) Skelton loses the job to Kolb, then wins it back, then loses it to Kolb again?
10) Robert Griffin has a nagging minor injury and Kirk Cousins ends up starting?
11) Andrew Luck obtains a winning record and never looks back?
and finally,
How many days until...
12) Ryan Mallett pulls a Tom Brady on Tom Brady and treats the old man like Drew Bledsoe?
Go Saints!
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Submitted by YEM on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 09:47
1. By game 7
2. Some time in the 2nd half of the first game
3. Week 4
4. If things are going bad, week 1. Week 2 definitely
5. Any day now
6. By week 3 there will be no more questions
7. Week 8
8. Week 9
9. Week 3, week 6, week 13
10. Week 9
11. Week 6, next season
12. If Mallett is still here, week 1, 2016
Submitted by FreynApThyr on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 10:38
These questions suck and you are a bad person.
Submitted by XSSmoke on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 10:54
FORWARD! But what about VICK's PINKY!??!!?!?